The Federated Dem-Monarchy of The States of Ranamia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Miles Mastriarch The 1st Monarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.435 billion Ranamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emerald. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ranamian economy, worth 506 trillion Ranamian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 147,396 Ranamian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The newest shade developed by The States of Ranamia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The States of Ranamia's national animal is the Ranamian Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Herzzursonne.

The States of Ranamia is ranked 195,118^th in the world and 17^th in True Duck people for Fattest Citizens, with 9.42 Obesity Rate.