The Colony of The Triton Sodality is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by High Consul with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.46 billion Tritonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aegae. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tritonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion Tridents a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 204,272 Tridents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, there's some really clean windows in Tritonian houses, and Max Barry is this year's Miss The Triton Sodality. Crime is totally unknown. The Triton Sodality's national animal is the Angler Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo Poseidon Worship.

The Triton Sodality is ranked 271,381^st in the world and 3^rd in The Community for Fattest Citizens, with 6.62 Obesity Rate.