The Armed Republic of Moridine is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Speaker 🚹 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.741 billion Moridians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyning ✴️. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moridinean economy, worth 885 trillion Credit ✳️s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,335 Credit ✳️s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, "The Speaker 🚹 got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown. Moridine's national animal is the Panther 🅾️, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Voice of The Stars ⚛️.

Moridine is ranked 253,881^st in the world and 4,614^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.68 flags saluted per person per day.