The Royal Republic of The United Witan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Soffia Ap Arche with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.029 billion Witonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanctuam. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Witonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion Witan-Canis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 98,097 Witan-Canis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Queen Soffia Ap Arche's wardrobe, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Witan's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is United Witonian Churches.

The United Witan is ranked 21,575^th in the world and 1,399^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.45 law-abiding acts per hour.