The Bite of The Vampire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Vlad Dracul with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.494 billion Vampireans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, International Aid, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Transilvania. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vampirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,074 trillion Vlads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,137 Vlads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly atheist, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, Vlad Dracul has just been declared ruler of The Vampire in an international press conference, and The Vampire has designated Transilvania as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Vampire's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Blood.

The Vampire is ranked 27,955^th in the world and 317^th in eta for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,742.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.