The Vn th thy wrnt s gr8 of Thnks fr the Mmrs is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.554 billion Thnks fr the Mmrsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thnks fr th Mmrs. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.
The all-consuming Thnks fr the Mmrsian economy, worth 861 trillion mmries a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,397 mmries, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
Office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thnks fr the Mmrs's national animal is the thnks, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Thnks fr the Mmrs is ranked 43,963rd in the world and 246th in Stereo Hearts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.14 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Thnks fr the Mmrs, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Following new legislation in Thnks fr the Mmrs, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
- : Following new legislation in Thnks fr the Mmrs, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
- : Following new legislation in Thnks fr the Mmrs, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom.
- : Following new legislation in Thnks fr the Mmrs, city workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all.
- : Following new legislation in Thnks fr the Mmrs, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Thnks fr the Mmrs, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Thnks fr the Mmrs, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
- : Following new legislation in Thnks fr the Mmrs, prison is a nightmare.
- : Following new legislation in Thnks fr the Mmrs, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
