The Commonwealth of Thomas Adams is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.439 billion Thomas Adamsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The Thomas Adamsian economy, worth 204 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,961 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

People who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, a major religion has been named as Thomas Adams's national religion, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Thomas Adams in an international press conference. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thomas Adams's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Thomas Adams is ranked 154,909^th in the world and 6^th in Ramallah for Safest, scoring 59.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.