The Free Land of Thorondor is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.835 billion Thorondorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The very strong Thorondorian economy, worth 531 trillion Randoms a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 60,126 Randoms, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and warning signs caution Thorondorians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'. Crime is moderate. Thorondor's national animal is the Random, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Thorondor is ranked 222,618^th in the world and 24^th in Ennor for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,952.49 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.