The Protectorate of Thy Indian Subcontinet is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.28 billion Thy Indian Subcontinetians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of humburger. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The strong Thy Indian Subcontinetian economy, worth 357 trillion Golden pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 56,950 Golden pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,054 per year while the poor average 3,570, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Thy Indian Subcontinet's new capital, and calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Thy Indian Subcontinet's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Thy Indian Subcontinet is ranked 303,262^nd in the world and 12,907^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.