The Great Land of Tikaphi Tribe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Commissar Kronos with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 2.105 billion Tikaphi Tribeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phitan City. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tikaphi Tribean economy, worth 214 trillion Tikas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,912 Tikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Tikaphi Tribe, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tikaphi Tribe's national animal is the Brown Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aztet.

Tikaphi Tribe is ranked 50,612^th in the world and 97^th in Thaecia for Safest, scoring 102.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.