The Empire of TimaeusTestified is a mid-sized, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 98 million TimaeusTestifiedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The strong TimaeusTestifiedian economy, worth 6.78 trillion The Boonbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,219 The Boonbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's new android secretary is the latest media darling, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and the nation's solution to the ongoing famine is to lock up anyone who mentions the famine. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. TimaeusTestified's national animal is the The Mechanical Horse.

TimaeusTestified is ranked 300,846^th in the world and 13^th in Homestuck for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.