General Assembly
Security Council
Governor: 
The Classification of Cimpl
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Classification of Cimpl
Last WA Update:
Embassies: The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, Turkic Union, Archdymia, The Great Universe, Yarnia, Gypsy Lands, Union of Nationalists, Hollow Point, Fredonia, Regionless, Sea, Guinea Kiribati, The Illuminati, The Embassy, United States of America, and 13 others.Mitteleuropa, Raxulan Empire, Pecan Sandies, Paradox Space, Wallachia, Arconian Empire, Metrop0litan Union, Ice Cream Haven, Cypress Cove, Penguin Land, Gospels, The new region, and Alternia.
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Homestuck contains 15 nations, the 1,210th most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Fattest Citizens in Homestuck
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Homestuck is ranked 4,140th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Leg-endary Realm of Mettaton-EX | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “OHHH YES” | |
| 2. |  The Mansion of Doc Scratch | Iron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society | “I am an excellent host.” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Homestuck | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency | “I warned you about stairs, bro! I told you, dog!” | |
| 4. |  The Lord of Time of LORD ENGLISH | Corporate Police State Halliburton | “HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of Magical Girl Raising Project | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Roxy Lalonde | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists | “I LUV wizzerds.” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of TimaeusTestified | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy | “Irony is the ultimate armor” | |
| 8. |  The Garden Gnostic of Jade Harley | New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy | “There is still something worth fighting for!” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of The Irken Armada of ZIM | Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors | “OBEY THE FIST!” | |
| 10. |  The Turntech Godhead of Dave Strider | Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship | “KICK IT BARACK” |
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Regional Happenings
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The Empire of TimaeusTestified arrived from The South Pacific.
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The Empire of Theocratic Monarchist Union of Dharma of the region Der Leibwache proposed constructing embassies.
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The Secretariat of The Embassy 3 of the region The Embassy 3 proposed constructing embassies.
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The Syndicated Supercluster of Arma Empitester of the region The United Binturong Islands proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy cancelled between The Allied Nations and Homestuck.
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The Queendom of Homestuck arrived from The South Pacific.
- : The Syndicated Supercluster of Arma Empitester of the region The United Binturong Islands proposed constructing embassies.
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The Mansion of Doc Scratch arrived from Balder.
- : The Mansion of Doc Scratch ceased to exist.
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The Soothing Blanket of Coddlespa of the region Key Results Union proposed constructing embassies.
Homestuck Regional Message Board
Loading...hope so!!!! ::3 i'm caught up with the updates though so i can only reread ::/
Cimpl and LORD ENGLISH
huh, they're doing stuff, interesting.
I have this nagging feeling that Homestuck as we once knew it is dead. The first indication is on that blog post that says "September 11th, one of, if not the most iconic and notable dates in Homestuck history." Things are now being run by a social media manager, because what the hell happened on September 11th? I mean in Homestuck? :V
With that said, they've got the right idea if they can actually get a critical mass of readers all over again - part of the whole Homestuck experience was the update wait.
The question is whether they'd get the cadence right though - part of that wait and the excitement was not knowing if that update was coming at midnight or 3am or 9pm or whenever or if there was going to be 1 update or 10 updates at a time or how many updates per day. Or if there'd even be an update that day. Or week. Or year. Something tells me that they're not going to be re-enacting the gigapause :p
Finding a way to get Flash working is great for it, since the interactive bits were always fun and again, were part of the experience. But at the same time, I wonder if it'll hit the same with today's "younger" crowd. Like, "omg young people don't have attention spans anymore" is obviously a meme, but there has been a trend since the 2010's of content in general being shorter and shorter. Tiktoks, Youtube shorts, etc.
Cimpl, LORD ENGLISH, and Ham steak
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
THERE IS NO USE TRYING TO OUTRUN SANTA. YOUR PRESENTS ARE ALREADY UNDER THE TREE.
Doc Scratch, Cimpl, and Ham steak
YOUR SERVER IS ALREADY BREACHED.
Doc Scratch and Cimpl
hm. One of those days, I see.
TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY...
...12 MORE DAYS UNTIL DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5.
YES! This "Deltarune" will be sure to please the Almighty Tallest ZIM! As they say on this internet... DELTARUNE TOMORROW!
ZIM signing off!
-"OBEY THE FIST!"
Cimpl, Mettaton-EX, and LORD ENGLISH
You know, I swear I didn't get that inactivity e-mail... grumble
Hello, Homestuck. It's me, Homestuck.
John Homestuck.
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