The Republic of Timmo is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 2.68 billion Timmoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Timmoan economy, worth 157 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,681 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen is allowed exactly fifteen minutes of fame, the mouth-frothing Timmoan can be confused for a rabid wolf, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timmo's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timmo is ranked 67,161^st in the world and 3,500^th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.