The Republic of Trizone Warnidad is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.681 billion Trizone Warnidadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28.5%.

The strong Trizone Warnidadian economy, worth 192 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,377 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Even secular Trizone Warnidadians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", citizens must pay to enjoy Trizone Warnidad's pristine beaches, daily newspapers are permitted to run only pro-government stories, and annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trizone Warnidad's national animal is the scarlet ibis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trizone Warnidad is ranked 97,666^th in the world and 1^st in Trinidad Square for Nicest Citizens, with 14.64 average smiles per day.