The Republic of Troxima is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Trox The Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.703 billion Troximen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xlion. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Troximan economy, worth 617 trillion Tops a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,265 Tops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, and the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Troxima's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Troxima is ranked 154,334^th in the world and 5,838^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 417.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.