The Land of of Turpotia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by 💫⛩️ Daiki Mysdeariae⛩️💫 with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.888 billion Turpotians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toyotaville. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Turpotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,833 trillion Dirban Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,404 Dirban Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turpotia's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yen Starren.

Turpotia is ranked 110,672^nd in the world and 142^nd in Saint Osmund for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,724.61 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.