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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,812thLargest Black Market: 16,534thMost Authoritarian: 18,778th
The Thank You of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Fortitudo Vocat Fideles
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Ty

Population9.032 billion

Currencygold
AnimalElephant

The Thank You of Ty is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.032 billion Tyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,686 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,115 per year while the poor average 34,113, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Tyians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, the Not a Tax Haven Foundation is the most popular charity, and the Elephant is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ty's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ty is ranked 96,763rd in the world and 398th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,406.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,812thLargest Black Market: 16,534thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 18,778thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,744thMost Patriotic: 21,637thMost Armed: 22,125thMost Developed: 23,570thMost Devout: 23,802ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,357thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,410thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,887thLowest Crime Rates: 31,850thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33,207th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionMost Accessible: 39th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 63rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 77th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionMost Armed: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 130th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Ty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Ty, the Elephant is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Ty, the Not a Tax Haven Foundation is the most popular charity.
  • : Following new legislation in Ty, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Ty, Tyians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them.
  • : Ty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ty, Ty is sometimes referred to as the global janitor.
  • : Following new legislation in Ty, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
  • : Following new legislation in Ty, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive.

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