The Thank You of Ty is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.032 billion Tyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Tyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 125,686 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,115 per year while the poor average 34,113, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.
Tyians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, the Not a Tax Haven Foundation is the most popular charity, and the Elephant is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ty's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ty is ranked 96,763rd in the world and 398th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,406.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Ty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Ty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
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Ty, the Elephant is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
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Ty, the Not a Tax Haven Foundation is the most popular charity.
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Ty, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
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Ty, Tyians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them.
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Ty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Ty, Ty is sometimes referred to as the global janitor.
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Ty, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
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Ty, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive.

















































