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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th
The People's Democratic Empire of
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Tyramon

Population13.652 billion

CapitalFort Domination
LeaderRevolutionary Council
FaithDivinity of the Revolution

CurrencyGolden Seashell
AnimalViper Wolf

The People's Democratic Empire of Tyramon is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Revolutionary Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.652 billion Tyramonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and International Aid not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Domination. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The powerhouse Tyramonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,439 trillion Golden Seashells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 544,941 Golden Seashells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

All gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Tyramon, and Revolutionary Council's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Tyramon's national animal is the Viper Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Divinity of the Revolution.

Tyramon is ranked 29,184th in the world and 4th in Cape of Good Hope for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,691.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15thMost Patriotic: 16thMost Armed: 393rdLargest Black Market: 409thHighest Average Incomes: 515thMost Corrupt Governments: 525thHighest Poor Incomes: 801stLargest Governments: 1,041stMost Avoided: 1,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,553rdFattest Citizens: 1,770thHighest Economic Output: 2,113thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,475thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,596thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,796thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,495thLargest Mining Sector: 6,109thMost Conservative: 6,756thMost Authoritarian: 7,312thRudest Citizens: 7,312thMost Influential: 8,506thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,274thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,331stMost Stationary: 15,058thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,187thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,876thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,383rdLargest Insurance Industry: 29,184thLowest Crime Rates: 32,921st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tyramon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyramon, Revolutionary Council's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyramon, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Tyramon.
  • : Tyramon lodged a message on the Dreams of Good Hope Regional Message Board.
  • : Tyramon lodged a message on the Dreams of Good Hope Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyramon, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyramon, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyramon, nations across the world are quick to praise Revolutionary Council's good looks and intellectual prowess.
  • : Tyramon lodged a message on the Dreams of Good Hope Regional Message Board.
  • : Tyramon lodged a message on the Cape of Good Hope Regional Message Board.

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