
| Population | 8.599 billion |
| Capital | New Springfield |
| Leader | Prime Minister Thomas Jamison |
| Faith | The Church of Super-Jesus |
| Currency | Grand |
| Animal | Gray Wolf |
The Grand Federative Republic of Tyrantosaurus is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Thomas Jamison with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.599 billion Tyrantosaurians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Springfield. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Tyrantosaurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion Grands a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 325,523 Grands, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,580,271 per year while the poor average 9,933, a ratio of 259 to 1.
Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, card collectors duel to the death, the government is full of esquivalience, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrantosaurus's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Super-Jesus.
Tyrantosaurus is ranked 323,037th in the world and 2nd in Tyrants for Mutually Assured Destruction for Safest, scoring 5.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Tyrantosaurus, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
- : Following new legislation in
Tyrantosaurus, the government is full of esquivalience.
- : Following new legislation in
Tyrantosaurus, card collectors duel to the death.
- : Following new legislation in
Tyrantosaurus, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
- : Following new legislation in
Tyrantosaurus, chickens roam the streets freely.
- : Following new legislation in
Tyrantosaurus, Prime Minister Thomas Jamison's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Following new legislation in
Tyrantosaurus, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
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Tyrantosaurus, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
- : Following new legislation in
Tyrantosaurus, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Tyrantosaurus's offices.
- : Following new legislation in
Tyrantosaurus, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".

















































