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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 328thLargest Insurance Industry: 485thLargest Retail Industry: 520th
The Grand Federative Republic of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
From bay to parallel; in the interests of democracy!
Prime Minister Thomas Jamison
Influence
Hegemony
P.M. Thomas Jamison, Deputy Commander
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Tyrantosaurus

Population8.599 billion

CapitalNew Springfield
LeaderPrime Minister Thomas Jamison
FaithThe Church of Super-Jesus

CurrencyGrand
AnimalGray Wolf

The Grand Federative Republic of Tyrantosaurus is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Thomas Jamison with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.599 billion Tyrantosaurians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Springfield. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyrantosaurian economy, worth a remarkable 2,799 trillion Grands a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 325,523 Grands, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,580,271 per year while the poor average 9,933, a ratio of 259 to 1.

Retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, card collectors duel to the death, the government is full of esquivalience, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyrantosaurus's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Super-Jesus.

Tyrantosaurus is ranked 323,037th in the world and 2nd in Tyrants for Mutually Assured Destruction for Safest, scoring 5.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 328thLargest Insurance Industry: 485thLargest Retail Industry: 520thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,447thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,453rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,571stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,601stMost Efficient Economies: 2,053rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,410thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,445thLargest Black Market: 2,942ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,038thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,489thFattest Citizens: 3,564thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,804thLargest Mining Sector: 4,048thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,529thMost Devout: 4,735thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,959thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,082ndMost Patriotic: 5,265thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,792ndMost Conservative: 6,529thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,254thLargest Governments: 7,970thMost Avoided: 8,704thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,573rdHighest Economic Output: 10,604thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,882ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,154thLowest Crime Rates: 12,620thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 19,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,525thMost Developed: 30,973rdMost Advanced Public Education: 31,114th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, the government is full of esquivalience.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, card collectors duel to the death.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, Prime Minister Thomas Jamison's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Tyrantosaurus's offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyrantosaurus, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".

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