The Republic of Tyvan is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.805 billion Tyvanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Tyvanian economy, worth 383 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 43,590 Juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,941 per year while the poor average 2,732, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Tyvan's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Tyvan is ranked 60,433^rd in the world and 1^st in Tuva for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,283.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.