The Kingdom of Ugarite is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Eagle Chevron with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 10.992 billion Ugariteans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ugarite City. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ugaritean economy, worth 965 trillion Talons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,800 Talons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, the right school tie opens more doors than the right qualification, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ugarite's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ugarite is ranked 36,708^th in the world and 2,019^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 106.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.