The Republic of Ulm Protector is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and digital currency. The hard-nosed population of 1.062 billion Ulm Protectorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Ulm Protectorian economy, worth 50.4 trillion Ducats a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,493 Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulm Protector's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Ulm Protector is ranked 112,217th in the world and 12th in Ulm for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,604.2 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Ulm Protector was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Ulm Protector, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
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Ulm Protector, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
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Ulm Protector, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
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Ulm Protector, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons.
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Ulm Protector, representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa.
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Ulm Protector, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.
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Ulm Protector, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
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Ulm Protector, elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists.
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Ulm Protector, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.

































