The Post-Revolutionary State of Unfallious is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Victor Trikosky with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 28.202 billion Unfallions enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korkois. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unfallion economy, worth a remarkable 3,724 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,058 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unfallious's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Unfallious is ranked 10,596^th in the world and 9^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 111 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.