by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71stMost Influential: 210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,306th
The Delegate Candidate of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population13.907 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderEmpress Queen Princess Lady of TSP


The Delegate Candidate of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.907 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The very strong PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,846 Oreos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 201,485th in the world and 7,785th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 71stMost Influential: 210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,306thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,394thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,435thLargest Black Market: 2,000thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3,587thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,704thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,140thBest Weather: 4,339thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,440thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,684thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,092ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,249thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,582ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,271stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,998thMost Authoritarian: 8,053rdMost Devout: 8,175thLargest Governments: 8,512thHighest Economic Output: 10,148thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,079thMost Cultured: 14,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,733rdLargest Populations: 15,926th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 100th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 106th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 133rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 135th in the regionBest Weather: 144th in the regionLargest Populations: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 183rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 200th in the regionMost Devout: 221st in the regionLargest Governments: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 253rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 383rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 404th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 408th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 450th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 574th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 670th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 737th in the regionMost Stationary: 763rd in the regionMost Extreme: 780th in the region

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