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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 799th Largest Black Market: 3,108th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,233rd
The Queen Protector of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Rare

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PenguinPies

Population11.764 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderQueen Princess Lady of TSP
FaithPIE

CurrencyOreo
AnimalHippo

The Queen Protector of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Princess Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.764 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient PenguinPiesian economy, worth 687 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 58,474 Oreos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, and years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 42,208th in the world and 1,290th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 172.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 799thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,108thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,233rdMost Influential: 4,261stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,191stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,099thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,151stTop
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Best Weather: 7,795thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,948thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,481stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,729thMost Devout: 11,750thMost Authoritarian: 13,861stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,254thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,342ndMost Income Equality: 15,025th
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Largest Black Market: 58th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 119th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 161st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 170th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 178th in the regionLargest Populations: 179th in the regionBest Weather: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 253rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 298th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 313th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 324th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 332nd in the regionMost Devout: 373rd in the regionMost Influential: 425th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 446th in the regionLargest Governments: 459th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 476th in the regionMost Cultured: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 552nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 171 » Quiescent, Erinor, Wehraboos, Saciu, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, Shadow-Land, The West Valley Mountains, Academy of Umbrellas, Anachronolandia, Aidenfieeld, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Dasko, Xandev, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Aumeltopia, Stoniamera, Upper Tyrconnel, The Filippinas, Barabarom, Roavin, Pays de Loire, Hanguk-Nippon, USNE2018, Theorin, Towi Lamia, Pax Dracon, Nova Montron, Lumpov Hasch, Rebel-topia, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, Fighting Kawi Ninja, United Qwebland, Linguiniland, Nowa Europa, The Two Jerseys, Luddinlande, Jehenna, Kiasu-ism, New Juan Carlos Land, Si-topia, The naked people, Bear Connors Paradiso, Darakin, Antarctic Empires, Seliyan progressive Islands, Bod Wareenaland, Lambdaland, and 121 others.Pamela And Hepatitis, Curlyhoward, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Linden Oak, Drystar, Amerion, Esfalsa, Wyatonians, Auphelia, Centristvill, Myr Nyr, Qvait, German Hapsburg, Havenfell, Japanese Federal Republic, Tsvetania, Holy Chimerland, Kringalia, Yellunstryer, East Sakhlin, Isokenzar, Wild Space, Three Rivia Levr, St Oaks, Sagada, RestartAll, The ColdWyvernian Undead, Soem, Kerlodia, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Eastern Nyan, Iristead, Agalaesia, Dankstergrad, Phanama, Volaworand, The United Expanse, Nankyoku Tairiku, Madhonia, Ostanasia, FreeFishers, P R of China, World United, Great Africans, Lioniel, Bergenu, Negoshi, Uncastania, Bandorion, Transtemporal Shifts, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, Poopisiya, Nothanksbutseriously, Third League of New Kent, Kandorith, WTP All the good names are taken, Escevola, Freedoom, Beepee, Noveos, Caer Krasinet, Abarri, Janapuri, Democratic Parndia, Grimsby town, Noire Denholm, Oreo States, Blaash, Ariankido, Spearos, Sthalrim, Nordafrik Conclaves, Salguod, Whimichy, PASTIR, Maletora, Illinoisan, Oceanfront, Kovish, Lost And Found, Westlantis, Aurcania, Southern Numenor, SpaceaNia, Ufask, Zosnor, Great Andora, Natcatjojo, A Frog Dimension, Famarionly, Cantoron, NeoConcordia, Phillius, Walloonia, United Federated States of Omega, Julianna States, Center Lisle, Runsiya, Elveka, Higash, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Corolines, Fuso and Chunggu, Westoc Kinness, Direwolf1, Nyfinest128, Bentwaters, Sayet, Lincoln Village, Miltonville, Vincent Field, Jornlandia, Rabbitz, Srevana, Jennaterra, The Sk8ing Unicorn, North Prarie, BootJack, Yakutikov, and Untied Provinces of Atlantica.

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