by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 87thMost Influential: 224thBest Weather: 3,173rd
The EQPL of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Minister of Regional Affairs / CRS Member
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.343 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderEmpress Queen Princess Lady of TSP


The EQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Queen Princess Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.343 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped PenguinPiesian economy, worth 652 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is 45,520 Oreos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, Jennifer Government is banned, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the PenguinPiesian Space Agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 55,803rd in the world and 1,856th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 34,649.95 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 87thMost Influential: 224thTop
Best Weather: 3,173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,234thLargest Black Market: 3,558thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,656thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,443rdMost Devout: 7,392ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,214thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,435thLowest Crime Rates: 10,477thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,370thMost Cultured: 14,868thLargest Populations: 15,752ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,271stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,642ndLargest Governments: 20,346th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionBest Weather: 107th in the regionLargest Populations: 173rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185th in the regionMost Devout: 198th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 284th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 308th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 436th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 449th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 532nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 585th in the regionLargest Governments: 601st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 619th in the regionNudest: 628th in the regionMost Stationary: 709th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 710th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 783rd in the region

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