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United States of Vietnam

Population16.899 billion

CapitalHanoi
LeaderĐặng Văn Nông

CurrencyVietnam Dong
AnimalWater Buffalo

The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Đặng Văn Nông with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.899 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 6,625 trillion Vietnam Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 392,067 Vietnam Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most ambassadors from United States of Vietnam retire only a few years after being appointed, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

United States of Vietnam is ranked 714th in the world and 20th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 181 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 171stLargest Governments: 246thHighest Average Tax Rates: 255thSmartest Citizens: 261stMost Cheerful Citizens: 266thLeast Corrupt Governments: 301stMost Scientifically Advanced: 321stMost Inclusive: 330thMost Efficient Economies: 334thMost Beautiful Environments: 340thHighest Poor Incomes: 394thMost Developed: 412thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 429thHighest Food Quality: 429thLongest Average Lifespans: 434thLargest Information Technology Sector: 436thLargest Welfare Programs: 441stNicest Citizens: 463rdMost Advanced Public Education: 487thMost Compassionate Citizens: 488thBest Weather: 501stLargest Publishing Industry: 533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 535thSafest: 574thMost Secular: 591stHealthiest Citizens: 595thMost Advanced Public Transport: 605thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 632ndMost Rebellious Youth: 711thLowest Crime Rates: 714thMost Cultured: 795thMost Subsidized Industry: 899thHighest Average Incomes: 1,186thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,931stHighest Economic Output: 1,983rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,476thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,488thMost Pacifist: 2,495thRudest Citizens: 2,947thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,676thMost Influential: 5,253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,008thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,223rdMost Patriotic: 12,503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,597thTop
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Nudest: 15,545thLargest Populations: 21,824thMost Income Equality: 25,909th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 184th in the regionLargest Populations: 211th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionMost Patriotic: 256th in the regionNudest: 270th in the regionMost Politically Free: 290th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 418th in the regionMost Influential: 493rd in the region

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