Population | 16.899 billion |
Capital | Hanoi |
Leader | Đặng Văn Nông |
Currency | Vietnam Dong |
Animal | Water Buffalo |
The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Đặng Văn Nông with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.899 billion Vietnamese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanoi. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Vietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 6,625 trillion Vietnam Dong a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 392,067 Vietnam Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Most ambassadors from United States of Vietnam retire only a few years after being appointed, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix. Crime is totally unknown. United States of Vietnam's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
United States of Vietnam is ranked 714th in the world and 20th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 181 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : United States of Vietnam was endorsed by The Cayon Democratic Republic of Altnavia.
- : United States of Vietnam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, most ambassadors from United States of Vietnam retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : United States of Vietnam was endorsed by The United States of America Gone Wrong.
- : United States of Vietnam was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Following new legislation in United States of Vietnam, the government funds large training centres to turn Water Buffaloes into functioning members of society.
- : United States of Vietnam was endorsed by The United Protectorate of Tepertopia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 31 » Goldnation, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Volaworand, North Harave, Bohenia, Aidenfieeld, Anarco Argentina, Wehraboos, Amerion, Asarana, Differences-In-Differences, Curlyhoward, Pepperton, Eastern Juble Lux, East Endia, Ebonhand, Sporaltryus, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Belschaft, Nueva Alta California, The Free Falklands, Emagination, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Ever Testing, Tanyaland, ANuadh, Tepertopia, Genoxelande, America Gone Wrong, and Altnavia.