The Republic of US Dollar is a massive, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.566 billion US Dollarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.3%.

The all-consuming US Dollarian economy, worth 133 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 85,145 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Displaying impatience in any form lands you a spot on the UDIA watchlist, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. US Dollar's national animal is the currency.

US Dollar is ranked 65,086^th in the world and 9^th in US Treasury for Safest, scoring 97.97 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.