The Republic of Utopia Nine is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning bison population. The hard-working population of 1.144 billion Utopia Nineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The Utopia Ninean economy, worth 43.6 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 38,109 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Utopia Nine's national animal is the bison.

Utopia Nine is ranked 193,973^rd in the world and 4^th in Zircon for Safest, scoring 57.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.