The Democratic Republic of Uzaczar is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Elan Gustavi with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.99 billion Uzacs enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzhodina. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uzaczarin economy, worth 764 trillion Dunzars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,292 Dunzars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uzaczar's national animal is the Uzaczarin kingfisher, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Uzaczar is ranked 5,614^th in the world and 331^st in Balder for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,826.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.