The Commonwealth of Valga County is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 5.374 billion Valga Countyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valga Countyian economy, worth 721 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,326 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, the government will gladly pay you next Tuesday for a hamburger today, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valga County's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valga County is ranked 33,882^nd in the world and 15^th in Counties of Estonia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 26,029.11 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.