The Informative Herald of Vendonesiam is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nata Kanasevo with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.922 billion Vendonese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venteri Raya. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vendonese economy, worth 486 trillion vends a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 166,621 vends, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians no longer click with dating app matches, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, subsistence farmers require doctorates in applied sowing, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vendonesiam's national animal is the stingray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Stingray-ism.

Vendonesiam is ranked 6,777^th in the world and 110^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 136 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.