The Republic of Vuitton is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.961 billion Vuittoniens are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gray. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Vuittonian economy, worth 464 trillion pieces a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,619 pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

White privilege is a real thing, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, the Vuittonian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vuitton's national animal is the kirin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Vuitton is ranked 289,371^st in the world and 52^nd in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.81 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.