The Republic of Wall of Cake is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning wall population. The hard-working population of 1.06 billion Wall of Cakeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The Wall of Cakean economy, worth 50.0 trillion cakes a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 47,151 cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wall of Cake's national animal is the wall, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wall of Cake is ranked 41,467^th in the world and 1^st in The Alternate Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,193.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.