The Republic Easter of War Dogs CCXLIII is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Dog O'War with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory gun ownership, and labour-free parental leave. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.492 billion War Dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WD Central. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Canine economy, worth a remarkable 1,947 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,937 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied dog. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. War Dogs CCXLIII's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Canis Majorism.

War Dogs CCXLIII is ranked 673^rd in the world and 1^st in Realm of Dogs for Fattest Citizens, with 71.85 Obesity Rate.