The Free Land of Warnen is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.682 billion Warnenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Divinity's Reach. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Warnenian economy, worth a remarkable 5,061 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 344,743 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government winter plans get a frosty reception, the car industry has been kicked into one-gear, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Warnen's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Slaanesh.

Warnen is ranked 1,937^th in the world and 75^th in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 344,743.81 Standard Monetary Units.