Population | 10.453 billion |
Capital | Yexver |
Leader | Addison Eberhardt |
Faith | Marxism-Lesbianism |
Currency | Scarab |
Animal | Arctic Fox |
The Commie Raider Lesbians of Wascoitan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Addison Eberhardt with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.453 billion Wascoitians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yexver. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Wascoitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,299 trillion Scarabs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 124,339 Scarabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The armed forces pride themselves on being conventional and predictable, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled', most pop videos prominently feature the Wascoitian flag, and it's all quiet on the western front. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wascoitan's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism-Lesbianism.
Wascoitan is ranked 183,290th in the world and 7,268th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 55.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Wascoitan altered its national flag.
- : Wascoitan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Largest Welfare Programs and the Top 5% for Most Cheerful Citizens, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Wascoitan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Wascoitan altered its national flag.
- : Wascoitan relocated from Balder to Osiris.