The Empire of Watafak is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aiko with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.164 billion Watafakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ęlfęņ Łíèd. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Watafakian economy, worth 186 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 160,564 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks, and citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Watafak's national animal is the Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Watafak is ranked 219,148^th in the world and 859^th in Talonia for Fattest Citizens, with 8.79 Obesity Rate.