The Republic of Wei 4 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 891 million Wei 4ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The Wei 4ian economy, worth 35.6 trillion Weis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 39,914 Weis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Wei 4 as a reminder of their "special relationship", the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Wei 4 in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wei 4's national animal is the Wei, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wei 4 is ranked 194,600^th in the world and 48^th in Dacarbatia for Most Developed, scoring 53.19 on the Human Development Index.