The Free Land of West Frigidine is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 1.208 billion West Frigidineans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 44.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped West Frigidinean economy, worth 37.2 trillion frigidine dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,759 frigidine dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. West Frigidine's national animal is the little penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

West Frigidine is ranked 110,628^th in the world and 5,615^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.62 law-abiding acts per hour.