The Most Serene Republic of Westhasfallen is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 366 million Westhasfallenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Westhasfallenian economy, worth 20.9 trillion NFTS a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,986 NFTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, golden statues of Western Quolls line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District, and immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westhasfallen's national animal is the Western Quoll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Westhasfallen is ranked 275,773^rd in the world and 5^th in The Mystical Alliance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.