The Inconstant State of Where the Devil are We is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 658 million lost guys are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mount I Think We Might Be Lost. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse lost economy, worth 58.3 trillion assorted collections of scrip and coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Cheese Exports. Average income is 88,530 assorted collections of scrip and coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's more than one way to skin a diplomat, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses, and the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Where the Devil are We's national animal is the bird with that crest no no not that one, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Where the Devil are We is ranked 7,878^th in the world and 10^th in Fallen Nations for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 69.99 on the Kitten Softness Rating.