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The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of General Neutrition Centers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The all-consuming Whey Protein Isolatean economy, worth 904 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 99,400 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, cars are banned, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Whey Protein Isolate's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Whey Protein Isolate is ranked 139,119^th in the world and 2^nd in Whey Protein for Safest, scoring 64.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.