The Corporation of Wilbert is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Corporate Wilbert with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.794 billion Wilbertians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilbert Towers. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wilbertian economy, worth an astonishing 13,147 trillion textbooks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 490,679 textbooks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,001,613 per year while the poor average 79,745, a ratio of 25.1 to 1.

Old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Wilbert Towers, and street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wilbert's national animal is the Zombie Wilbert, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wilbert is ranked 53,032^nd in the world and 2,964^th in Balder for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,566.55 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.