The All-Encompassing Windfarms of Windfarmer is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The quiet, industrious population of 6.616 billion windfarmers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Windfarmer's economy, worth 161 trillion windfarmers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,352 windfarmers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an autograph has become harder than ever, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Windfarmer's national animal is the windfarmer.

Windfarmer is ranked 73,748^th in the world and 1^st in Windfarmer for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.5 law-abiding acts per hour.