The Inspired Storytelling of Write Where It Hurts is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its burgeoning elephant population. The cynical population of 2.493 billion Write Where It Hurtsians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Devonhevonshire. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Write Where It Hurtsian economy, worth 98.5 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,507 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, organ donation is compulsory, citizens must pay to enjoy Write Where It Hurts's pristine beaches, and Write Where It Hurts has designated Devonhevonshire as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Write Where It Hurts's national animal is the elephant.

Write Where It Hurts is ranked 170,634^th in the world and 8,603^rd in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 827 billion Standard Monetary Units.