Population | 4.164 billion |
Capital | Modvil |
Leader | Prime Minister Sebastian Natale |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Xari |
Animal | Stimson's Python |
The Democratic and Free Land of Xarikistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sebastian Natale with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.164 billion Xarikistani hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modvil. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Xarikistani economy, worth 508 trillion Xaris a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,213 Xaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Xari mansions, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime is totally unknown. Xarikistan's national animal is the Stimson's Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Xarikistan is ranked 284,755th in the world and 379th in Astoria for Most Stationary, with 5.1040939556 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Xarikistan, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
- : Following new legislation in Xarikistan, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
- : Following new legislation in Xarikistan, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
- : Following new legislation in Xarikistan, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Xari mansions.
- : Xarikistan's influence in Astoria rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Xarikistan, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em".
- : Following new legislation in Xarikistan, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Xarikistan, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Following new legislation in Xarikistan, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
- : Xarikistan's influence in Astoria rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".