The Democratic and Free Land of Xarikistan is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sebastian with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.428 billion Xarikistani are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modvil. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xarikistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Xaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 160,761 Xaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Prime Minister Sebastian to meetings with foreign heads of state, Modvil's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown. Xarikistan's national animal is the Stimson's Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Xarikistan is ranked 8,803^rd in the world and 9^th in The Wellspring for Most Developed, scoring 91.34 on the Human Development Index.