The Glorious Desmithening of Xasts Yatiopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Muntashir with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.513 billion Xasts are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conelius City. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yatiopian economy, worth 323 trillion gloriously desmithenized tomatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,888 gloriously desmithenized tomatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xasts Yatiopia's national animal is the Ivory Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kellertheism.

Xasts Yatiopia is ranked 16,307^th in the world and 5^th in The Outskirts for Most Developed, scoring 87.89 on the Human Development Index.