The Summer Delegate of Northern Slatavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Isaiah Modric with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.992 billion Northern Slatavians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modric Capitala. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Slatavian economy, worth 959 trillion Uranium Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 320,558 Uranium Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,949,795 per year while the poor average 3,562, a ratio of 828 to 1.

Every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Isaiah Modric, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Slatavia's national animal is the Mexican Black Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Bateism.

Northern Slatavia is ranked 1,833^rd in the world and 5^th in The Outskirts for Fattest Citizens, with 47.88 Obesity Rate.