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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 158thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 180th
The Pirates of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
If there ain't a buck in it, then pack it in.
J Noble Daggett
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population38.901 billion

CapitalXyanth City
LeaderJ Noble Daggett

CurrencyDark Net Credit

The Pirates of Xyanth is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by J Noble Daggett with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.901 billion Xyanthians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xyanth City. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Xyanthian economy, worth an astonishing 11,729 trillion Dark Net Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 301,513 Dark Net Credits, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xyanth's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Xyanth is ranked 53,528th in the world and 17th in Capitalist Libertarian Freedom Region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 7.74 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 112thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 158thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 180thHighest Economic Output: 329thLargest Populations: 346thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 425thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 561stMost Avoided: 571stHighest Disposable Incomes: 619thFattest Citizens: 648thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 799thLargest Gambling Industry: 880thRudest Citizens: 1,011thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,225thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,236thLargest Retail Industry: 1,312thMost Armed: 1,341stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,450thLargest Mining Sector: 1,514thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,729thMost Stationary: 1,760thHighest Average Incomes: 2,064thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,211thHighest Crime Rates: 2,362ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,038thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,355thSmartest Citizens: 4,138thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,158thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,547thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,685thMost Influential: 8,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,883rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,940thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,511thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,976thTop
Largest Black Market: 12,932ndMost Secular: 14,179th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the region

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