The Consumer Dictatorship of Xynaxia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by El Padre Benito with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 17.762 billion Xynaxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blessed. The average income tax rate is 25.5%.

The powerhouse Xynaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,562 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,967 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular scientists are shunned by name, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xynaxia's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Benitoism.

Xynaxia is ranked 74,966^th in the world and 3^rd in Out Of Left Field for Most Developed, scoring 68.83 on the Human Development Index.