The Constitutional Principality of Yellowfields is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Princess Buttercup with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.269 billion Yellowfieldsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amarillo. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yellowfieldsian economy, worth 421 trillion buttercups a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,970 buttercups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime is totally unknown. Yellowfields's national animal is the goldfish.

Yellowfields is ranked 253,357^th in the world and 11^th in Brazen for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1 kickbacks per hour.